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Julia Prescott

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June 8, 2012 • 75 notes • elizaeliza

Eliza! Eliza!: Dudes - fix your shitty apartment.

elizaeliza:

Simple. Masculine. GOOD. You can do this.

A few weeks ago my friends and I went to a party at a guy’s house. This dude and his friends were very cute and funny, with great arms and taste in music - AND YET upon walking into their apartment my pussy dried up and left. It put on it’s…

Yes to everything in Eliza’s smart and sophisticated head. 

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    Hilarious. Though,
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    Dudes let’s get our shit together. I would also throw in a suggestion. Use twist ties to clean all the cables up. It...
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    sophisticated head.
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    read this before...invited anybody else over. As this article reaches
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    Yes.
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